Surly Shirlee & Her Baba Ghanoush: "No Need For Peaches🍑, I Want Eggplant🍆!"

Local Denver socialite and 'Blossom of Joy', Surly Shirlee has no use for fucking peaches. "This town is full of peaches! From the local Palisades to the flocking multitudes of transplants. They're all peaches!!! I'm sick of peaches. Being from Lebanon, I've no use for the peaches. Give me some hefty Aubergines," said Surly Shirlee, "I love me some eggplant! I just can't get enough of them! I wake up in the morning thinking about their smooth ovoid firmness & go to sleep longing for their glistening heavenly purple bliss! Baba-ghanoush is just such an amazing thing to come out of eggplant. So salty and creamy-naturally high in protein too. Who needs fucking peaches when you've got eggplant ... I need eggplant! I've got to get me some eggplant!"