Kellyanne "Fish-Sticks" Conway Blows General Kelly and Shucks Away Omarosa "Long Nail

Chief of Staff, General John F. Kelly, dismissed the two-time Apprentice "Loser", Omarosa Manigault, early Wednesday morning, in the White House Situation Room (Cuz you know that bitch caused a "SITUATION!") but the mystery woman behind the ousting was none other than WH darling, Kellyanne Conway.

"I've always hated that black bitch!" were the words heard throughout the hallways of the Trump White House as Miss Omarosa (who happened to be the only African-American female working in president Donald J. Trump's administration) was escorted and forcefully tossed out onto the South Lawn, with her daily helping of Popeye's "Biscuits and Gravy Breakfast Bundles" on a foggy Wednesday D.C. morning.

Ms. Conway, a top White House aide to Mr. Trump, began to explain Ms. Manigualt's role in the administration when a sudden case of ennui engulfed her normally over animated face ... "I have no idea what that bitch did besides trying to do something that required nails that never should have been as long as hers ... because her nails were way too long to satisfy our D-T" ...

Aides of Kellyanne's rushed in, dive bombed the podium and hastily swept Ms. Conway away before any of the Press' wide-eyed questions could be answered.

When Miss Omarosa was finally reached for comment, her only response was, "Even the tiniest of tiniest little Pomeranians still have an inch (Ooops, itch) that need to get scratched ... cunt!"

One can only assume that Miss Omarosa was trying to not end a sentence with a preposition, or something like that.

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