Hey Coach, Why we got sleeves? We Can't Even High Five ... let alone play ball!

The sleeved lads of Bucknell University endured a stunning defeat by the deltoid exposed Spartans of Michigan State with Miles Bridges performing death defying feats of testicular bruising and aerial acrobatics.

"Sometimes you've got to shake it off and let the boys settle ... and then take'm by the balls."

The lads of Bucknell were quite miffed at the Baptist uniforms that were chosen for them by one Sister Judewanna Vanny-panny Vliet.

This article is dedicated to some Chris fella that needs to duck through doorways on occasion.