Hey Dumb-Asses! Turn Your F*#king Phone Sideways When Taking a Video!

As a part of the human species, I have to remind folks that our eyesight is of a horizontal bias... You know, like a wide screen TV. So when one takes a vertical video, they are in essence, removing almost 66% of the image that could easily be there by simply rotating the phone by 90˚. All that flanking black space just begs to be filled.

The numbers:

Horizontal perspective averages 114˚ with 220˚ of peripheral view.

Vertical perspective averages 55˚ with a maximum view of 120˚.

So please, for the love of all wide-screen TV's everywhere, turn your god-damned phones sideways and stop having so many fucking kids!

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