"Everybody Gets a Star" Generation Doesn't Give a Shit About Turtles but They Do Seem

The "Age of Entitlement" has blossomed and come to starry fruition whilst accountability has been passed through the bowels of humanity. LRNtoday welcomes you to our new series, "Dumb Shit Millennials Say (DSMS)".

In this series, we here at LRNtoday (Who've had just about enough of the "I showed up" generation) are going to showcase some of the ridiculousness that stems from them.

We launch this series with Myles and his two quotes:

"I don't care about fucking turtles. I live in Colorado, give me a straw!"

"I resent getting criticized for being a millennial. It's not our fault that we were raised this way. It was our parents and teachers fault!"

...and there ya have the quintessential foundation of the millennial doctrine. God help us all! ilia k.

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