When Someone Pulls Their Head Out of Their Ass, Help Them Wipe Off Their Face! ... But What if They

"When someone pulls their head out of their ass, help them wipe the shit off their face." ilia Kevich 2019

Get a towel, wipe 'em off ... and share a laugh.

Possibly followed by some deep breathing techniques while reflecting, chuckling, and asking, "What the fuck were you doing with your head up your ass?" ...

What can we do but continue on our life course with a learned experience tucked under the belt? A good laugh easing the embarrassment of fumbling pride or close-minded stubbornness while opening the heart to humility, knowledge and understanding.

Seems simple, right? Ultimately a blessed enlightenment.

But what if "they" decide to shove "their" head back up their collective asses?

Let's say that you turn away from them for a minute, to toss the dirty towels into a bin and you look back only to see their head vanish up into some fiendish black hole that has repeatedly been sucking their heads away.

What then?

A sigh?

A goodbye?

A plead?

Or perhaps:

A Frustrated, How are you still doing this?

An Exasperated, Fuck you!

An Exhausted, I'm done with this!

The pisser is that our paths are usually entwined with those that we love whilst simultaneously having a desire to have a fond farewell with. A firm casting off of these self-impregnating ostrich like creatures seems to be a brisk solution to our frustrations but in reality, they are but a postponement.

So, I suggest a simple and rather pleasant temporary solution ... a bidet. At least this way, if you shove your own head up your ass, it'll be less shitty. I'm pretty sure that there's not a level of shitty that's acceptable or desired but hey, at least you've got a clean hole and you're not using as much toilet paper!

Besides offering great benefits to users, bidets also help protect the environment. Americans use over 34 million rolls of toilet paper every day which wastes precious resources and damages the environment and ecosystems that rely on trees. The TUSHY bidet reduces toilet paper consumption by 75 to 100% to give you not only a luxurious bathroom experience but also a greener lifestyle. Tushy

The folks at TUSHY have teamed up with Xlerator hand drying folks and have created a fantastic duel temperature spa ass-spritz wind tunnel. It looks positively dreamy and terrifying at the same time. You can now have entirely paper free toilet experiences. Your mornings will never be the same again.

Introducing the TushErator! Wash and dry your holes in a jiffy. No more wiping!

Wash and Blow. It's like you were never there!

Life and harmony is challenging and often times repetitive. A bidet and blow help sort everything out. A clean and dry ass make for a cleaner head ;)

And remember, all of it and all of us matter.

Much Love, Peace, Harmony and Clean Holes!

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