The Onion Files For Bankruptcy as The Global Association of Societal Satirists File Class-Action Law

Late Monday evening, the Onion newspaper announced that they will be filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy as the Global Association of Societal Satirists (GASS) file a class-action lawsuit against QAnon.

The Kennedy Family and Jeff "the Dude" Bridges issued a Cease and Desist letter in regards to QAnon's unauthorized appropriation of "Where We Go One, We Go All" (wwg1wga) motto.

Cry's of "What the Fuck?" and "Are you kidding me?" have been reverberating throughout the satirical world. "These jerk-wads are fucking everything up!"

So what is QAnon?

“QAnon” is a baseless internet conspiracy theory whose followers believe that a cabal of Satan-worshipping Democrats, Hollywood celebrities and billionaires runs the world while engaging in pedophilia, human trafficking and the harvesting of a supposedly life-extending chemical from the blood of abused children. QAnon followers believe that Donald "small hands" Trump is waging a secret battle against this cabal and its “deep state” collaborators to expose the malefactors and send them all to Guantánamo Bay... "The Guardian".

Hillary Clinton eating children and selling them on Wayfair? Is Kelly Clarkson in on this? The Rothschild's? Satan worshippers? Trump as the spiritual savior?

"Get the fuck outta here!

These are all one liners. Possibly an 800 word schtick at best! ... written at an eighth grade level. Certainly not the basis for a movement!

This is like listening to some twat patting themselves on the back and feeling witty when he/she refers to Neiman Marcus (R.I.P.) as Needless Markup or Whole Foods being referred to as Whole Paycheck. Meh! It's soooo fucking lowbrow!

The whole point of satire is to make people think about things. QAnon is just awful material. There's no research done that makes ya think 🤔. This is what happens when dumbasses try to be clever.

Please stop this blasé nonsense. Let satire live again! Please America! For the love of God!!!

If not, Kimberly Guilfoyle is gonna eat you ... njam njam njam

Thank you and good night

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