"Mein Dummkopf!" Germany's Chancellor Merkel's Response Has White House Staffers Q

After meeting with U.S. President Donald J. Trump, German Chancellor Angela Merkel was overheard muttering "Mein Dummkopf". White House observers were scrambling to decipher Merkel's words only to come up with an obscure reference to a former German leader's autobiography, 'Mein Kampf'.

"She might be harkening back to some antiquated policies", WH Press Security Sean Spicer reflected. "We don't really know, they're German and do things differently and we respect all Nation's opinions and views."

When asked of his opinion, U.S. Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson simply replied "I did not want this job! I didn't seek this job!". When asked why he agreed to take on the position of secretary of State, Tillerson said his wife "told me I'm supposed to do this."

Secretary of Defense General James Mattis simply had this to say whilst chuckling and scratching his right ear, "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all."

Chancellor Merkel was unceasingly overheard muttering Mein Dummkopfs...Mein dummkopfs...mein dummkopfs... ...Oh Scheiße!