The Game of Chess Deemed RACIST! Spirit of Pansexual "Pop" Artist Andy Warhol & Liza (
Editor's Note: This is an awful article. Don't waste your time reading it. Late Wednesday night, The Fédération Internationale des Échecs...
LRNtoday Has a New Masthead!
A few days ago I changed the masthead for LRNtoday.com. A much needed edit. LRNtoday has gone through three major changes over the years...
The WHO Allows the 2020 World Water Sports Festival to Go On! Golden Showers For All!
In the wee hours of May 29th, the World Health Organization (WHO) sent a memo to the World Water Sports Society (WWSS) ... (commonly...
LRNtoday Presents the Reading of Reginald "Wright" Kauffman's, "The House of Bond
LRNtoday, this week ... radio hour, proudly presents a weekly reading of the erotic novel, "The House of Bondage (HoB)," by Reginald...
"Mother's Day Massacre" at Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort Turns Into Immigrant Cleansi
On a warm and sunny Mother's Day morning, the once serene and prosperous community of Palm Beach (following a tweet from President Donald...
Is This Lamb? Can it Be Found on a Doorjamb? ... or is this Jesus? Either Way, It's Just Delicio
On this first day of April, the second day of Passover and on the Rising third day, I can't help but to think, What The Fuck?!? I begin...
Figuring Out the Width of a Circle Whilst Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
"He's dead." "Who's dead?" "Bowie ... David Bowie is dead." Time stopped for a moment while I drifted into doubt, disbelief and denial....
Exposé Part IX: House Speaker Paul Ryan finds Loc-Nar Orb but Can't Seem to Find His Own, Gay As
High atop 666 Fifth Avenue, at Kushner headquarters, dumb-founded frustrations continue to stupefy the Kushners as Alec Baldwin continues...
Darth "Dark Fingers" Vader, Charged With 894 Counts of Sexual Harassment, Empire in PR Nig
Darth Vader is making headlines yet again for reports of sexual harassment in the workplace. On the 40th anniversary of Star Wars and our...
Buster, Oh Busta, It's Time to Bust Some Chains Again!
Throughout the ages, Buster's have changed the world, as their name implied ... it's about time for another Buster (or Busta) to bust...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Ferrari 812 Superfast, Bids Farewell to the Naturally Aspirated Engine & Rids I
With the introduction of Ferrari's latest front engined V-12 supercar, we can happily bid farewell to the sloth inspired transom of the...
"Mother's Day Massacre" at Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort Turns Into Immigrant Cleansi
On a warm and sunny Mother's Day morning, the once serene and tranquil community of Palm Beach, following a tweet from President Donald...
Manafort, Flynn & Sessions Join Le Pen's Campaign. No Talk Of Russian Assistance Interferenc
At the headquarters of Marine Le Pen's National Front party, Ms Le Pen welcomed her new campaign staff: Headed by former (fired) Trump...
Exposé: Secret Kushner Family Revenge Plot To Destroy The Republican Party From Backroom Atop "
The Players On a rainy night at the end of August 2007, on the one year anniversary of Charles Kushner's release from Federal Prison, in...
"Mein Dummkopf!" Germany's Chancellor Merkel's Response Has White House Staffers Q
After meeting with U.S. President Donald J. Trump, German Chancellor Angela Merkel was overheard muttering "Mein Dummkopf". White House...
