McLaren F1 Opts To Drop Current Honda Powered Unit For 1979 Accord Coupé

McLaren and Honda have endured a stressed spell as partners amid the Japanese brand's engine woes. Reflecting on the six days of running with the MCL32 thus far, the team has unanimously opted to drop "the shit bucket" as it's commonly referred to on paddock lane and trade up for a 1979 Accord Coupé.

"At least we'll get to finish a fucking race", Senior Junior Driver Jenson Button was overheard saying whilst tending to his ginger beard. "I've ran faster during one of my many triathlons than this shit fuck".