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No Need To Worry ... Oprah Is On The Cover of "O" This Month ... All's Well ;)
With devastating hurricanes, earthquakes and village idiots leading the United States of America, there's nothing to fear ... for Oprah...


Sweet "48!" Birthday Decisions...Be an Alfa Romeo or
As I celebrate my 48th year, being born in the Year of the Sexual Position and the Year of the Cock, in the Chinese calendar, which my...


To Barbie's Dismay, The Ken's Are Gay!
Each year, tens of thousands of gay men descend upon Provincetown, Massachusetts, for their annual Fourth of July celebrations and this year


Dictator of the Democratic Republic of Congo Doesn't Realize Irony of Country's Name While B
Upon reaching the end of his constitutional two-term limit last year, President Joseph Kabila of The Democratic Republic of the Congo,...


Neo-Conservatism & Alt-Right Created & Perpetuated by Self-Loathing Faggots
William Francis Buckley Jr., was an American conservative author and commentator who founded National Review magazine in 1955. He created...


"James Bond" Creator Ian Fleming Rolling In His Grave, Speaks Through Psychic... "Jus
Ian Fleming, author and creator of the beloved James Bond '007" series made a surprise appearance from the beyond at a late night seance...


Trump Pulls Healthcare Reform Bill. "Let It Explode! I'm Exploding Right Now"
In a rather Cartman-like fashion, President Donald Trump pulled out of the Healthcare game. "The best thing we can do is let Obamacare...


Supreme Court Nominee Gorsuch Frankly Confused by Funnyman Franken's Questions. "Why's
At Wednesday’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearing for Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, Senator Al Franken (D-Mn) expressed his concern...


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With 81% turnout, the highest in three decades, fascist populism in Europe failed its first test of 2017 when the nationalist firebrand...


Kellyanne Conway Afraid Of Microwaves: "It's Just Fishy To Me That They Can't Make Fish
In an interview in her New Jersey home with the local newspaper, the Bergen Record, White House spokeswoman, Kellyanne Conway was asked...


McLaren F1 Opts To Drop Current Honda Powered Unit For 1979 Accord Coupé
McLaren and Honda have endured a stressed spell as partners amid the Japanese brand's engine woes. Reflecting on the six days of running...































