If Ya Didn't Feel Old Enough ... These Cars Now Qualify For Antique Plates: Sixteen Candles &
Welcome back to the series that showcases cars that now qualify as Antiques. Not sure when one qualifies as a relic but that's for...
If Ya Didn't Feel Old Enough ... These Cars Now Qualify For Antique Plates
As I've spent the last few months in rural Wisconsin I've noticed certain cars wearing distinctive markings. Blue license plates with red...
The Game of Chess Deemed RACIST! Spirit of Pansexual "Pop" Artist Andy Warhol & Liza (
Editor's Note: This is an awful article. Don't waste your time reading it. Late Wednesday night, The Fédération Internationale des Échecs...
LRNtoday Has a New Masthead!
A few days ago I changed the masthead for LRNtoday.com. A much needed edit. LRNtoday has gone through three major changes over the years...
The WHO Allows the 2020 World Water Sports Festival to Go On! Golden Showers For All!
In the wee hours of May 29th, the World Health Organization (WHO) sent a memo to the World Water Sports Society (WWSS) ... (commonly...
Warmest Decade on Record, Divine Disgusted ... "You People Stink!"
2010-2019 has been confirmed as the warmest decade on record according to NASA, NOAA and the UK Met Office. 2016 remains the warmest year...
Benevolent Dunce Discovered to Have Fucked Up Time ... "I've Been a Bad Bad Boy"
High above the "Hollywood" sign, in the affluent community of Beachwood Canyon, theoretical astro-physicist, Phillip Klapperich was...
LRNtoday Presents the Reading of Reginald "Wright" Kauffman's, "The House of Bond
LRNtoday, this week ... radio hour, proudly presents a weekly reading of the erotic novel, "The House of Bondage (HoB)," by Reginald...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: After U.S. & N. Korea Summit and Proposed Tariffs, Audi and BMW Disguise Themse
Wtf is happening? Legacy German auto-makers are taking styling cues from the Koreans and Japanese? I can't help to notice that the...
"Mother's Day Massacre" at Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort Turns Into Immigrant Cleansi
On a warm and sunny Mother's Day morning, the once serene and prosperous community of Palm Beach (following a tweet from President Donald...
Is This Lamb? Can it Be Found on a Doorjamb? ... or is this Jesus? Either Way, It's Just Delicio
On this first day of April, the second day of Passover and on the Rising third day, I can't help but to think, What The Fuck?!? I begin...
Figuring Out the Width of a Circle Whilst Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
"He's dead." "Who's dead?" "Bowie ... David Bowie is dead." Time stopped for a moment while I drifted into doubt, disbelief and denial....
UPDATED ARTICLE: Sweet "48!" Birthday Decisions...Be
Six months ago, I began to feel a tingling sensation that quickly turned into shooting pain down my right arm. As a personal trainer with...
Jordan "Double-Dick" Malloy: "One of My Dicks' is Gay and the Other One's Str
---Warning--- This article contains scenes of a crude adult content (Masturbatory bipolarisms, schizophrenic double penetrations and...
No Need To Worry ... Oprah Is On The Cover of "O" This Month ... All's Well ;)
With devastating hurricanes, earthquakes and village idiots leading the United States of America, there's nothing to fear ... for Oprah...
