Kellyanne Conway Afraid Of Microwaves: "It's Just Fishy To Me That They Can't Make Fish

In an interview in her New Jersey home with the local newspaper, the Bergen Record, White House spokeswoman, Kellyanne Conway was asked about whether President Trump’s stunning and unsupported allegation that President Obama ordered surveillance of him last year had distracted from White House efforts to sell his agenda. "I can't exactly speak to that but I can say resoundingly that microwaves are not to be trusted. I mean, they can't cook fish-sticks! What the hell? The President Elect had met with rap singing super genius, Kanye West to discuss this very issue!", Conway remarked in what seemed to be an uncommon state of fluster. "Obviously something is fishy here (sans the fish-sticks)...I Just want some Fucking Fish-Sticks! ...And microwaves can turn into cameras, et cetera."