Trump's New Tavern Ban...Uproar In Wisconsin

Tavern patrons in a flurry over President Trump's updated tavern ban, gathered on the lawn of House Speaker Paul Ryan's Wisconsin home, only to be treated to a locked door and a full mailbox. Speaker Ryan is currently in Washington D.C. Upon realizing their err, the crowd stumbled a mere twelve yards to the first tavern they could find of the more than 4,800 options on hand. Spirits were lifted, pun intended, after several boiler makers were joined. The crowd then proceeded back to Speaker Ryan's home to thank him for his dedicated work when they were met with a locked door and full mailbox...chaos ensued!