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A Story Of Passion, Conspiracy & World Domination ... How I love Thee, Christine Lagarde

  • Apr 27, 2017
  • 4 min read

My Dearest Christine,

How I adore you so. Since we briskly and briefly strolled side by side down the corridors of Terminal C at New York's Laguardia airport, my heart has longed for you. You deplaned from DC whilst I from Boston. It was as if our paths were shuttled together, much like our flights & then they were abruptly torn apart. You were a glowing beacon amongst a flurry of minions. With your graceful legs that stretched for miles, setting a pace that only the most devout could match ... which I did. The elegant scarf that nestled gently around your perfectly bronzed neck stirred in me, amongst other things, a lustful jealousy of that delicate silken fabric. A pinnacle of regal splendor to behold are you. I long for our paths to once again shuttle together, ending with a merger any annual report would surely be encouraged by.

Yours always,

Ilia K.

At the International Monetary Fund Spring Meeting 2017, IMF Managing Director, Christine Lagarde, proclaimed that "Spring is here, spring is here!" Ms. Lagarde quoting her favorite American song writer, Tom Lehrer, "Life is skittles and life is beer."

The thing is, Ms. dearest Christine Lagarde, it is not. How the IMF regards the so called WEO (World Economic Outlook) and what is really happening to the people of this planet are two vastly different things.

You say in a most heavenly authoritarian french accent that, "We are finally seeing the global economy picking up the momentum that we hope is going to be sustained in the medium and longer term." The prediction beckons the questions, what is long term & at what cost, Ms. my loveliest of lovelies Lagarde ... at what cost?

The IMF has its roots with the ever elusive Rothschild family (there's your conspiracy). The Rothschild Banking Empire began in the 1760's with Mayer Amschel Rothschild and his five googly-eyed sons (Nathan being the googliest). In 1811 the shit-show really began, pardon my french, my sweetest buttercup.

Nathan "Nasty Nate" Mayer Rothschild might go down in history as the biggest most colossal douche-bag of all time. First, during the Napoleonic Wars, he almost single-handedly financed the British, whilst at the same time, secretly funded Napoleon. He was playing both sides and with what costs you might wonder? It's estimated that 3.5-6 million people died in these wars and it's safe to say that "Nasty Nate" had his hand in most if not all of these deaths.

Secondly, when rumors of England's defeat at Waterloo were spreading and uncertainty taking over, Rothschild started dumping his bonds and stocks to cause complete panic and encouraged a mass selling. The English stock exchange collapsed but all was not as it seemed. England, most certainly, did not lose at Waterloo and "Nasty Nate" knew that, for he had couriers on the scene giving him up to date intel (granted, that meant pigeons, smoke signals and some drunk on a donkey). Playing the Brits like total chumps, he then snatched up almost all the bonds and stocks at near nothing prices. Days later when news came across the pond that Wellington had indeed won, it was too late. The Rothschilds controlled England. Shrewd business ploy or criminal profiteering act? Please, Sweet-Pea ... may you think it the later.

His most famous quote, “I care not what puppet is placed upon the throne of England to rule the Empire on which the sun never sets. The man who controls Britain’s money supply controls the British Empire, and I control the British money supply.”

Fast forward to today and low and behold the Rothschild family owns the IMF and World Bank. With their heritage, is it no wonder that one questions their motive for world policies, but I question yours, my graceful swan. You with your synchronized swimming abilities that mesmerized the crowd at the French Nationals. How they only gave you the bronze is a true mystery to me. Could they be playing both sides again at the expense of the people?

The Rothschild family motto is: Concordia, Integritas, Industria, meaning "Harmony, Integrity, Industry."

It could more accurately be: Praelium, Corruptus Lucrum, Faenus, Or "Strife, Profiteering, Debt"

A report in January, 2017, from the Institute for International Finance showed that in 2016, the Global debt levels rose to more than 325% of the world's GDP as government debts rose sharply. In the time it has taken you to read this, 20 million more dollars were added to that debt. I know you, my Love, can stop this corruption.

I know that you've secretly infiltrated the IMF to overthrow their totalitarian dictatorship. Take the reigns like you did when you brokered the Greece bailout but this time, bailout the world. Become the Queen you were meant to be, with me by your side, and stop all this nonsense. Bring proper order to the world and destroy this criminal abomination. Bring love where there is hate. Bring light where there is dark. Bring peace where there is war. Bring water to drought. Bring food to famine. Open minds to the future and bring harmony back to this dear planet of ours.

And for Fuck's sake, tell people to stop having so many god-damned kids! ... and scarfs for all.

The Rothschild net worth is estimated at $500 trillion. Add in the world debt and the figures become quite staggering. If all debts were wiped clean and these monies allocated to the betterment of society i.e: Education, Sustainable Energy, Disarmament, Eliminating Poverty, Feeding the Planet, Preserving Nature, the Arts & Science, Ample Drinking Water, Sustainable population, etc. Think of what the world could be.

It's up to you, Christine Lagarde ... my Queen, you can save us ...you're our only hope

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