If Ya Didn't Feel Old Enough ... These Cars Now Qualify For Antique Plates: Sixteen Candles &
Welcome back to the series that showcases cars that now qualify as Antiques. Not sure when one qualifies as a relic but that's for...
If Ya Didn't Feel Old Enough ... These Cars Now Qualify For Antique Plates
As I've spent the last few months in rural Wisconsin I've noticed certain cars wearing distinctive markings. Blue license plates with red...
Exclusive LRNtoday Interview With God Part II, "Anal Sex, Adam's Apple, Women's Lib &am
LRNtoday is honored to present "Tea with Fry, an Interview with God, Part II". Part I may be found here. Stephen Fry (FRY) continues with...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: After U.S. & N. Korea Summit and Proposed Tariffs, Audi and BMW Disguise Themse
Wtf is happening? Legacy German auto-makers are taking styling cues from the Koreans and Japanese? I can't help to notice that the...
Stephen Fry Conducts the First of a Multi-Part Exclusive LRN Interview With GOD!!!
We at La République Nationale (LRN) are honored to bring you this exclusive interview with God (GOD), presented in several parts. We...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: The Lotus Europa ... Alas, the Lamborghini Miura Stole Your Mid-Engine Thunder Whil
During the 1950's, Lotus was most often referred to as ... "Lots of trouble, usually serious", due to some of their cars choos
Hey Hipsters! ... Stop Mucking Up Our Cocktails With Your Pine Needle & Sage Mustache Wax!
A note to all bartenders; when someone asks you for and Old Fashioned, the question you ask them is, "What kind of spirit would you like...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: R.I.P. VW GTI ... After Seven Generations, The Benchmark of Hot Hatchbacks Has Su
The year was 1976 and I was seven years old as I roamed about the showroom floors of Ernie Von Schledorn's Volkswagen dealership on Main...
Uniqlo Unveils New Anti-Peanuts/Fuck-Schulz Campaign
Uniqlo today will unveil its Anti-Schulz (Charles M. Schulz, Beloved creator of the much adored Peanuts Comics of the 1950's, 60's,
A Story Of Passion, Conspiracy & World Domination ... How I love Thee, Christine Lagarde
My Dearest Christine, How I adore you so. Since we briskly and briefly strolled side by side down the corridors of Terminal C at New...
Napoleone di Buonaparte, An Italian Immigrant Takes Over Europe. Well-Hung & Funny ... He's
Napoleon Bonaparte (formally Napoleone di Buonaparte an Italian) was a French military and political leader who, as we all know, rose to...
Exposé Part II, The Set-Up: Liberal Kushs' Plot to "Wee" the Elephant Over with "
The Set-Up "How ya feel about seducing that orange blob's daughter (Ivanka Trump) son?" The senior Kushner asked son Jared..."We need an...
Manafort, Flynn & Sessions Join Le Pen's Campaign. No Talk Of Russian Assistance Interferenc
At the headquarters of Marine Le Pen's National Front party, Ms Le Pen welcomed her new campaign staff: Headed by former (fired) Trump...
Exposé Part III, The Hook: Trump Has Shoot-Out "Pew-Pew" With Republicans And Clinton Cons
The Hook "Get Trump & Clinton in and we've got ourselves a ballgame!" On March 23, 2015, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tx) officially kicked off the...
Almonds Not Milked But Brutally Pulverized To Their Deaths! Locals Stunned
California Almonds, known for their nutritiously succulent milk, aren't milked at all but in fact, brutally pulverized to death. "We all...
