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Exposé Part VII, The Smoking Gun: Donald Trump Jr. Brings His Elephant Tail Chopping Off Knife To a

  • Jul 13, 2017
  • 3 min read

Donald Trump Jr., holding the cut off tail of his freshly killed elephant ...

High upon 666 Fifth Avenue at Kushner headquarters, anticipation turns to action. It's time...

"Well, Here we go. You ready to do this?" The senior (Charles) Kushner asked his son.

"If I've gotta blow a whistle, then I'm gonna blow it like I'm in the center of a Blow-Bang in a bathhouse on Christopher Street ... yeah, I'm ready," the young (Jared) Kushner replied.

Exposé recap:

The Players;

Back in August of 2007, the Kushner family, after having been smote by the Republican party and firstly, Gov. Chris Christy, put in motion a plan to discredit and bring down the GOP. The plan was to get Donald Trump elected and watch the nation crumble. It was to be carried out in several stages with the help of Alec Baldwin and Reed Cordish. Jared was to be the inside man/sleeper.

On June 11, 2017 The New York Times reported; "The June 3, 2016, email sent to Donald Trump Jr. could hardly have been more explicit: One of his father’s former Russian business partners had been contacted by a senior Russian government official and was offering to provide the Trump campaign with dirt on Hillary Clinton.The documents “would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father,” read the email, written by a trusted intermediary, who added, “This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government’s support for Mr. Trump.”

Donald Trump Jr. ( baby elephant killer) on Tuesday, June 11th, tweeted an email exchange that seemed to show the president's son "entertained" an offer from the Russian government, who claimed to have had incriminating evidence on Ms. Hillary Clinton that would ultimately help his father become president of the United States. Music promoter and disgusting fat blob, Rob Goldstone set up the meeting between Natalia Veselnitskaya, Kremlin power-broker, Trump Jr., Paul Manafort and Jared Kushner.

"If it's what you say," Trump Jr. (elephant killer) replied, "I love it, especially during summer, which everybody knows, is the best time for incriminating evidence as long as it doesn't get in the way of my hunting time." Trump Jr. did not seem bothered by the offer from a hostile nation, which has brought him and the campaign into a questionable legal area and possible treason charges. He later stated that there was no information, to his dismay, to be had, "So what's the big deal? It's not like we were killing elephants on protected park lands ... we always make sure to lure them outta there first."

The Kushner's plan to bring down the GOP meant that a sacrifice had to be made and it was Jared. After supplying leaked information over several months, the time had come for a full whistle-blowing testimonial to place the final nail in the coffin.

"If you hadn't been Cc'd on that damned email, we could've spared you this, son," Charles Kushner began saying while shaking his head. "You're in it now so there's not much we can do. At most, you're going to get a couple of years over in Montgomery (a minimum-security United States federal prison for male inmates in Montgomery, Alabama), it's pretty nice for the most part but your shower experience is gonna be a bit more lively than mine I suspect. You know what they say ... You ain't a real man until you take it up the ass." The senior Kushner spent 14 months there for voter fraud and setting up his former son-in-law with a prostitute.

"I know," Jared replied, "but if I hadn't they would have suspected me. I knew there'd be a price to pay. We already got the fat fuck, now it's the last piece to bring the rest of 'em down and you will be avenged, Dad."

"You sure you got Pence too, Charles asked?"

"Yeah, he knew about all the meetings," Jared smuggle proclaimed. "Got him on tape, they all knew. They're gonna stick Ryan into the oval and the House will be so fucked up that nothing will get done til the mid-terms when the Dems had better get their act together."

To take on the highest post in the land was no small feat. The Kushners' had to systematically tear down an organization that had been crafting itself into an untouchable state for decades but luckily they had the village-idiot, Trump and his family, to carry out their plan.

The Sting

Jared Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels!

More to come in this continually enthralling tale of backroom plotting

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