The Game of Chess Deemed RACIST! Spirit of Pansexual "Pop" Artist Andy Warhol & Liza (
Editor's Note: This is an awful article. Don't waste your time reading it. Late Wednesday night, The Fédération Internationale des Échecs...
LRNtoday Has a New Masthead!
A few days ago I changed the masthead for LRNtoday.com. A much needed edit. LRNtoday has gone through three major changes over the years...
The WHO Allows the 2020 World Water Sports Festival to Go On! Golden Showers For All!
In the wee hours of May 29th, the World Health Organization (WHO) sent a memo to the World Water Sports Society (WWSS) ... (commonly...
Benevolent Dunce Discovered to Have Fucked Up Time ... "I've Been a Bad Bad Boy"
High above the "Hollywood" sign, in the affluent community of Beachwood Canyon, theoretical astro-physicist, Phillip Klapperich was...
LRNtoday Presents the Reading of Reginald "Wright" Kauffman's, "The House of Bond
LRNtoday, this week ... radio hour, proudly presents a weekly reading of the erotic novel, "The House of Bondage (HoB)," by Reginald...
Exposé Part XIV: Stormy Weather Forecasts Jared's Disposability
High atop 666 5th Avenue, the Advil bottle's depletion surmised the dumbfounded air of the Kushner penthouse. "Disposable? Are you...
Exposé Part XIII: Eyes Wide Shite! Or "What's Up With Her Eye-lashes?"
Editor's note: I once again apologize for the Exposé series. I know that they're awful ... High atop 666 5th Avenue, Jared Kushner...
Is This Lamb? Can it Be Found on a Doorjamb? ... or is this Jesus? Either Way, It's Just Delicio
On this first day of April, the second day of Passover and on the Rising third day, I can't help but to think, What The Fuck?!? I begin...
Figuring Out the Width of a Circle Whilst Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
"He's dead." "Who's dead?" "Bowie ... David Bowie is dead." Time stopped for a moment while I drifted into doubt, disbelief and denial....
Exposé Part XI: We've Got Ourselves A Glass Ceiling Kids!
"Pelosi!!! That's your end game? Are you fucking kidding me?" ...Jared Kushner yelled whilst busting through the double doors, high atop...
Exposé Part X: Daddy ... Oh, Daddy, Ivanka Trump Starts To Realize Who Her Father Is...
After a whirl-wind tour of North Dakota, Ivanka Trump begins to feel queasy while Jared feels guilty and Charles presses on... Fuck!...
Exposé Part IX: House Speaker Paul Ryan finds Loc-Nar Orb but Can't Seem to Find His Own, Gay As
High atop 666 Fifth Avenue, at Kushner headquarters, dumb-founded frustrations continue to stupefy the Kushners as Alec Baldwin continues...
Exposé Part VIII: The President Stops Tanning & Reveals a Whiter Shade of Supremacy
As the world witnessed the lack of compassion, insight and remorse of one Donald John Trump, the Kushner's pressed on with their ultimate...
Exposé Part VII, The Smoking Gun: Donald Trump Jr. Brings His Elephant Tail Chopping Off Knife To a
Donald Trump Jr., holding the cut off tail of his freshly killed elephant ... High upon 666 Fifth Avenue at Kushner headquarters,...
Exposé Part VI, The Shuffle: Get Rid of the Fat Man, the Anti-Semite & Then the Rest of the Staf
Vice President-elect Mike Pence will take over as the leader of Donald J. Trump’s transition effort, barely being able to push aside "Fat...
