Exposé Part II, The Set-Up: Liberal Kushs' Plot to "Wee" the Elephant Over with "

The Set-Up

"How ya feel about seducing that orange blob's daughter (Ivanka Trump) son?" The senior Kushner asked son Jared..."We need an inside man and you're our one and only." "I'm game Dad, let's do this!"...

Well into the 'wee' morning hours, high atop the Kushner's 666 Fifth Avenue headquarters, plans were underway to undermine the staunchly anti-semitic right-winged Republican Party. Ideas were flung about so quickly it harkened to a Hawksian/Sorkinian tempo which would leave listeners scrambling to figure out the "Who Said This & What Said That". The plan was to essentially to get the Village Idiot elected and watch the system crumble.

"Jared's are long term sleeper, he's got the inside job & he'll be deep inside that blond's twat although she'll probably turn jew so it ain't gonna be half the fun for him after that." "We need a bad guy and some incriminating crap on the overgrown Umpa-Lumpa" Sir Alec Baldwin said. "Lets get Vladimir Putin involved. He's KGB and fearing for his life right now. Have Donny go over to Moscow and they'll get him doing some dumb-ass shit!" The later statement proved true when, during his 2011 Moscow visit, The now President was video taped getting a "Golden Shower" from what he thought was a Russian prostitute but was in fact Mr. Putin's son in law, Kirill Shamalov, a former Soviet rent-boy and shirtless stand-in for Putin.

Plan summary seemed to have gone like this:

First, Get Jared and Ivanka hooked up...mildly cringey wedding

Second, Get Trump thinking 'bout the White House...mention Oprah and "dumb Republicans"

Third, Get foreign investors to start backing the orange blob...Donald J. Trump

Forth, Get Trump on tape in an incriminating act...Putin's rent boy son-in-law

The Hook

"Wait till the Dems put Hillary in the running & then we'll make our move" ...

More in tomorrow's continuation of this enthralling tale of backroom plotting