Exposé Part III, The Hook: Trump Has Shoot-Out "Pew-Pew" With Republicans And Clinton Cons

The Hook

"Get Trump & Clinton in and we've got ourselves a ballgame!"

On March 23, 2015, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tx) officially kicked off the Republican presidential primary by entering the race. On May 3, 2016, Cruz and the hundreds of millions of dollars he wasted, dropped out of the race. The next day John Kasich dropped out, leaving just one candidate in the GOP field: Donald J. Trump, who entered the race on June 16, 2015 whilst descending (in Liberace flair) down his gold plated escalator at Trump Tower, NYC.

In between Cruz’s speech and Kasich’s departure, 14 other Fascists, Racists & Bigots entered and exited the GOP race. Each candidate was handily punted out by the "Pussy" grabbin "Retard" mocking "Rapist" insinuating king of Trump-dumb.

Back at 666 Fifth Avenue, NYC:

"Who'd a thought that getting the 'Trumpster' in would be easier than getting 'Hil' in," said Jared Kushner referring to candidate Hillary Clinton. "We knew this might come up, don't ya worry son. Trump's a pathological liar and this country is mostly Christian so he's a shoe in. Getting rid of Bernie is a different story. We need Wasserman to do some magic and get that socialist outta there...it's like he's Jesus or something," Charles Kushner lamented. "Hey Reed, you still know Donna Brazile over at CNN?"

The Tale

"The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming..."

More in tomorrow's continuation of this enthralling tale of backroom plotting