Trump Administration and DHS Agents Imprison Pets From Immigrant Families, Sparking Rage and Protest
On Tuesday morning, the Trump administration doubled down its "Zero-Tolerance" stance on illegal migrants by removing and imprisoning all...
McDonald's Switches to Real Beef for Burgers to Replace Pink Slime ... *Not Available on Kid Men
To the dismay of the President of the United States, McDonald's Corp set out to revolutionize their staple, that is, the burger ... by...
EPA Announces World Fart Day! Scott Pruitt "I Love Climate Change! Blaze Your Asses Up!"
In the last 100 some years, we've added 6.5 billion people to the planet. If 6.5 billion people farted, we'd see drastic climate change,...
Exposé Part XIV: Stormy Weather Forecasts Jared's Disposability
High atop 666 5th Avenue, the Advil bottle's depletion surmised the dumbfounded air of the Kushner penthouse. "Disposable? Are you...
Kooks & Cars ... a Bit of Numbskullary to Ease the Savage Auto, Coming Soon!
This bit was written three years ago, as Turtle and I attempted to embarked on a video rampage. We did not ramp or page. Alas, we strive...
Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me! ... That I'll Never Get to Hear Carl Kasell's Voice On My A
NPR's Score Keeper Emeritus, Carl Kasell has passed away. Magician Harry Anderson has magically disappeared. Two brilliant and funny men...
Exposé Part XIII: Eyes Wide Shite! Or "What's Up With Her Eye-lashes?"
Editor's note: I once again apologize for the Exposé series. I know that they're awful ... High atop 666 5th Avenue, Jared Kushner...
How Did Scuderia Ferrari Take Top Spot At The Australian Grand Prix? Ask the Grid Kids or Team Haas
Sebastian Vettel nabbed the Formula 1 season opener in Melbourne Australia for Scuderia Ferrari, leaving Lewis Hamilton wondering what...
N*GG*R... F*GG*T... C*NT... Part I
Warning: Due to graphic language and sensitive material that some readers may find offensive, reader discretion is advised. Three little...
The LRN Presents the Most Over Used Phrase of 2018 ... "I Appreciate You"
...and its only March! When the Fuck Did "Thank You" Get Replaced By "I Appreciate You"? "I appreciate it" implies gratitude, much as a...
Well Folks, the LRN Turns One Year Old Today and Records Continue to Show Continental Congress Full
Foreshadowing? Perhaps... I wanted to reach out and thank all my readers/followers for their support, laughs and encouragement. It's...
Lesbians Reportedly Quite Fed Up With Scissor References
Do Lesbian weddings have ribbon cutting ceremonies? All content on this web site, such as text, graphics, logos, images, offensive butt...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Volvo Has, In Fact, Not Been Eaten by a Chinese Dragon But Saab Has Been Abducted b
About eight years ago I predicted that Volvo was going to be dismantled and turned into a pseudo-limousine company after being acquired...
Is a Gay Guy Having a Venus Flytrap Ironic?
Just wondering. Comments and answers can be left on The LRN Today Tumblr page ...wooowhooo! theLRN.tumblr.com All content on this web...
The Black V's Bring Home the Bronze as the US Women's Speed Skating Team Donned Their V-Powe
Disappointment be damned as the U.S. women's speed skating team donned their gay apparel, via their private parts ... to narrowly skate...
