Another Ferry Bites the Dust. Automotive Legend, Ferdinand Piëch Joins His Grand-Papi on the Tarmac
Many things have been said about Ferdinand (Ferry) Porsche. He is arguably the most influential automotive guru of the 20th century. Yes,...
MTV Releases Public Apology for Creating "Reality TV": "Sorry For the Mess, We're
Late Tuesday evening, Music Television (MTV) released this public apology: (read by Kurt Loder) "We at MTV, with much regret, have...
The Bentley Boys Turn 100! Happy Birthday Bentley Motors Limited!
One hundred years ago today, two brothers: Walter Owen Bentley and Horace Millner Bentley formed one of the greatest automobile companies...
When Someone Finally Pulls Their Head Out of Their Ass, You Help Them Wipe Off Their Face! i.e.
Branislav Alexander Kevich (1935-2019) When Someone Finally Pulls Their Head Out of Their Ass, You Help Them Wipe Off Their Face (and...
League of Large Breasted Women File Class Action Lawsuit Against the Estate of Sir Isaac Newton, Fla
Late Tuesday evening, within the sacred walls of Westminster Abbey, the League of Large Breasted Women (LLBW) lead by New York socialite,...
Benevolent Dunce Discovered to Have Fucked Up Time ... "I've Been a Bad Bad Boy"
High above the "Hollywood" sign, in the affluent community of Beachwood Canyon, theoretical astro-physicist, Phillip Klapperich was...
Tim Conway 1933-2019 i.e. Comedy's Finest
Long before the age of the "Blooper's Show", Carol Burnett unprecedentedly decided to reveal the outtakes from her brilliant variety show...
Set Your Puppies Free! & I Need More Pussy! ... cats
Once upon a time, mankind decided to subdue and suppress (domesticate) one of the most majestic of beasts, the wolf. What ensued can only...
Exclusive LRNtoday Interview With God Part II, "Anal Sex, Adam's Apple, Women's Lib &am
LRNtoday is honored to present "Tea with Fry, an Interview with God, Part II". Part I may be found here. Stephen Fry (FRY) continues with...
Exclusive LRNtoday Interview "Who is this Satan Person, Anyway*", Conducted by Stephen Fry
LRNtoday is honored to introduce veteran actor, playwright and your host, Stephen Fry, presenting "Tea with Fry". We begin this series...
King Joffrey Wants a High Five Too, Orders State Department to Amend US Passport While Senate Finall
The Senate on Thursday delivered back-to-back rebukes of King Joffrey’s (KJ) embrace of Saudi Arabia, first voting 56-41 to end U.S....
An Ode to 41 ... Death, Once Again, Reminds Us of Civility, Levity & Hope
Former presidents, foreign dignitaries and friends (sans one), packed the Washington National Cathedral to bid farewell to the 41st...
Hey Dumb-Asses! Turn Your F*#king Phone Sideways When Taking a Video!
As a part of the human species, I have to remind folks that our eyesight is of a horizontal bias... You know, like a wide screen TV. So...
Latest Epidemic: SPORKING! Asphyxiating Gay Men Worldwide!
The American Medical Association (AMA) has recorded a dramatic spike in deaths in gay, bisexual, and other mens who have sex with mens...
Exposé Part XV: Lodestar Points the Way!
High atop 666 5th Avenue, Jared Kushner (son-in-law and council to the micro-penised village idiot) paced about the family penthouse......
