Here is the Answer to the Age Old Question of "Which Came First? The Chicken or the Egg?"
Neither the Chicken nor the Egg could exist without the fertilization of the Cock. So there you go, it's all about the Cock! Also,...
Kellyanne "Fish-Sticks" Conway Blows General Kelly and Shucks Away Omarosa "Long Nail
Chief of Staff, General John F. Kelly, dismissed the two-time Apprentice "Loser", Omarosa Manigault, early Wednesday morning, in the...
My Ass Is Twitching!
GBA!!! (God Bless America!) The state of affairs are pissing me off and making my ass twitch in not a good way! just sayin' ... New...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Buick ... The Proverbial Doctor's Car Must Find a New Moniker, Cuz Doctor's
Buick, the proverbial Doctor's car has come to a bit of a crossroad. At 109 years old, it is America's longest lasting automotive marque....
Stephen Fry Conducts the First of a Multi-Part Exclusive LRN Interview With GOD!!!
We at La République Nationale (LRN) are honored to bring you this exclusive interview with God (GOD), presented in several parts. We...
Jordan "Double-Dick" Malloy: "One of My Dicks' is Gay and the Other One's Str
---Warning--- This article contains scenes of a crude adult content (Masturbatory bipolarisms, schizophrenic double penetrations and...
"President Trump, With All Due Respect ... Go Fuck Yourself!"
To those that are under the Stockholm spell of the village idiot, please feel free to disregard this post and with all due respect, go...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Maybach 6... Mercedes Benz Creates a Stunning Sled By Way of the Golden Age of Holl
Mercedes Benz has once again proven itself to be the world's premier auto-maker with it's latest flagship, the Vision 6 Cabriolet...
Exposé Part XI: We've Got Ourselves A Glass Ceiling Kids!
"Pelosi!!! That's your end game? Are you fucking kidding me?" ...Jared Kushner yelled whilst busting through the double doors, high atop...
Exposé Part X: Daddy ... Oh, Daddy, Ivanka Trump Starts To Realize Who Her Father Is...
After a whirl-wind tour of North Dakota, Ivanka Trump begins to feel queasy while Jared feels guilty and Charles presses on... Fuck!...
With Hurricane Harvey Battering Down On the Lone Star State, Documentary On Hurricane Sandy Tells th
The documentary "Hurricane Sandy" reveals the devastation and destruction that befell New York City during and after the flood-waters...
Exposé Part VIII: The President Stops Tanning & Reveals a Whiter Shade of Supremacy
As the world witnessed the lack of compassion, insight and remorse of one Donald John Trump, the Kushner's pressed on with their ultimate...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Bandit is Rolling in His Grave in Atlanta, GA as 0-60 Times Deemed Absolutely F**ki
Auto companies proudly advertise increasingly fast 0-60 times for their models, which begs me to ask the question, Why? Seriously, for...
Prince Charles Proclaimed King Vlad IV of Transylvania, Prince Phillip Retires From Public life to b
In a surprise announcement, late Wednesday night, His Royal Highness Charles, Prince of Wales, was proclaimed His Royal Majesty, King...
Proper Deadlift Technique Is Conspicuously Similar to Gay Handbook's Guide To Bottoming ... yes
Due to the crude adult content and sexual (ankle-grabbing, muscle-engorging, rectal-penetrating) nature of this article, reader...
