UPDATED ARTICLE: Sweet "48!" Birthday Decisions...Be
Six months ago, I began to feel a tingling sensation that quickly turned into shooting pain down my right arm. As a personal trainer with...
Stephen Fry Conducts the First of a Multi-Part Exclusive LRN Interview With GOD!!!
We at La République Nationale (LRN) are honored to bring you this exclusive interview with God (GOD), presented in several parts. We...
Jordan "Double-Dick" Malloy: "One of My Dicks' is Gay and the Other One's Str
---Warning--- This article contains scenes of a crude adult content (Masturbatory bipolarisms, schizophrenic double penetrations and...
"President Trump, With All Due Respect ... Go Fuck Yourself!"
To those that are under the Stockholm spell of the village idiot, please feel free to disregard this post and with all due respect, go...
TRAVEL TIPS: How to Keep Your Feet From Falling Asleep Whilst Falling Asleep
When traveling about, whether you're in Romania, Bulgaria or Belgium, this simple tip applies... Should you slumber in your car, truck or...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Maybach 6... Mercedes Benz Creates a Stunning Sled By Way of the Golden Age of Holl
Mercedes Benz has once again proven itself to be the world's premier auto-maker with it's latest flagship, the Vision 6 Cabriolet...
Exposé Part XI: We've Got Ourselves A Glass Ceiling Kids!
"Pelosi!!! That's your end game? Are you fucking kidding me?" ...Jared Kushner yelled whilst busting through the double doors, high atop...
No Need To Worry ... Oprah Is On The Cover of "O" This Month ... All's Well ;)
With devastating hurricanes, earthquakes and village idiots leading the United States of America, there's nothing to fear ... for Oprah...
Exposé Part X: Daddy ... Oh, Daddy, Ivanka Trump Starts To Realize Who Her Father Is...
After a whirl-wind tour of North Dakota, Ivanka Trump begins to feel queasy while Jared feels guilty and Charles presses on... Fuck!...
With Hurricane Harvey Battering Down On the Lone Star State, Documentary On Hurricane Sandy Tells th
The documentary "Hurricane Sandy" reveals the devastation and destruction that befell New York City during and after the flood-waters...
Exposé Part IX: House Speaker Paul Ryan finds Loc-Nar Orb but Can't Seem to Find His Own, Gay As
High atop 666 Fifth Avenue, at Kushner headquarters, dumb-founded frustrations continue to stupefy the Kushners as Alec Baldwin continues...
Exposé Part VIII: The President Stops Tanning & Reveals a Whiter Shade of Supremacy
As the world witnessed the lack of compassion, insight and remorse of one Donald John Trump, the Kushner's pressed on with their ultimate...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Bandit is Rolling in His Grave in Atlanta, GA as 0-60 Times Deemed Absolutely F**ki
Auto companies proudly advertise increasingly fast 0-60 times for their models, which begs me to ask the question, Why? Seriously, for...
Darth "Dark Fingers" Vader, Charged With 894 Counts of Sexual Harassment, Empire in PR Nig
Darth Vader is making headlines yet again for reports of sexual harassment in the workplace. On the 40th anniversary of Star Wars and our...
