Buster, Oh Busta, It's Time to Bust Some Chains Again!
Throughout the ages, Buster's have changed the world, as their name implied ... it's about time for another Buster (or Busta) to bust...
Sweet "48!" Birthday Decisions...Be an Alfa Romeo or
As I celebrate my 48th year, being born in the Year of the Sexual Position and the Year of the Cock, in the Chinese calendar, which my...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: The Lotus Europa ... Alas, the Lamborghini Miura Stole Your Mid-Engine Thunder Whil
During the 1950's, Lotus was most often referred to as ... "Lots of trouble, usually serious", due to some of their cars choos
Hey Hipsters! ... Stop Mucking Up Our Cocktails With Your Pine Needle & Sage Mustache Wax!
A note to all bartenders; when someone asks you for and Old Fashioned, the question you ask them is, "What kind of spirit would you like...
Exposé Part VII, The Smoking Gun: Donald Trump Jr. Brings His Elephant Tail Chopping Off Knife To a
Donald Trump Jr., holding the cut off tail of his freshly killed elephant ... High upon 666 Fifth Avenue at Kushner headquarters,...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Ferrari 812 Superfast, Bids Farewell to the Naturally Aspirated Engine & Rids I
With the introduction of Ferrari's latest front engined V-12 supercar, we can happily bid farewell to the sloth inspired transom of the...
To Barbie's Dismay, The Ken's Are Gay!
Each year, tens of thousands of gay men descend upon Provincetown, Massachusetts, for their annual Fourth of July celebrations and this year
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: R.I.P. VW GTI ... After Seven Generations, The Benchmark of Hot Hatchbacks Has Su
The year was 1976 and I was seven years old as I roamed about the showroom floors of Ernie Von Schledorn's Volkswagen dealership on Main...
People Magazine's 10 Most Hideous People In the World List Comes Out ...
Competition was quite fierce for this years list with contestants ranging from a malignant narcissist to a micro-dicked dictator, some patho
Dictator of the Democratic Republic of Congo Doesn't Realize Irony of Country's Name While B
Upon reaching the end of his constitutional two-term limit last year, President Joseph Kabila of The Democratic Republic of the Congo,...
Antarctica's Calved Larsen C Ice Shelf Breaks Off. "Floating Rights" Dispute Between A
"Is this penguin meat? Oh, it's seal ... Well, It's just delicious! Has anyone seen the caterers?" ... Jeremy Clarkson During the United...
Neo-Conservatism & Alt-Right Created & Perpetuated by Self-Loathing Faggots
William Francis Buckley Jr., was an American conservative author and commentator who founded National Review magazine in 1955. He created...
"Mother's Day Massacre" at Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort Turns Into Immigrant Cleansi
On a warm and sunny Mother's Day morning, the once serene and tranquil community of Palm Beach, following a tweet from President Donald...
Prince Charles Proclaimed King Vlad IV of Transylvania, Prince Phillip Retires From Public life to b
In a surprise announcement, late Wednesday night, His Royal Highness Charles, Prince of Wales, was proclaimed His Royal Majesty, King...
Proper Deadlift Technique Is Conspicuously Similar to Gay Handbook's Guide To Bottoming ... yes
Due to the crude adult content and sexual (ankle-grabbing, muscle-engorging, rectal-penetrating) nature of this article, reader...
