

N*GG*R... F*GG*T... C*NT... Part I
Warning: Due to graphic language and sensitive material that some readers may find offensive, reader discretion is advised. Three little...


Hey Coach, Why we got sleeves? We Can't Even High Five ... let alone play ball!
The sleeved lads of Bucknell University endured a stunning defeat by the deltoid exposed Spartans of Michigan State with Miles Bridges...


The LRN Presents the Most Over Used Phrase of 2018 ... "I Appreciate You"
...and its only March! When the Fuck Did "Thank You" Get Replaced By "I Appreciate You"? "I appreciate it" implies gratitude, much as a...


Well Folks, the LRN Turns One Year Old Today and Records Continue to Show Continental Congress Full
Foreshadowing? Perhaps... I wanted to reach out and thank all my readers/followers for their support, laughs and encouragement. It's...


Lesbians Reportedly Quite Fed Up With Scissor References
Do Lesbian weddings have ribbon cutting ceremonies? All content on this web site, such as text, graphics, logos, images, offensive butt...


AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Volvo Has, In Fact, Not Been Eaten by a Chinese Dragon But Saab Has Been Abducted b
About eight years ago I predicted that Volvo was going to be dismantled and turned into a pseudo-limousine company after being acquired...


Is a Gay Guy Having a Venus Flytrap Ironic?
Just wondering. Comments and answers can be left on The LRN Today Tumblr page ...wooowhooo! theLRN.tumblr.com All content on this web...


The Black V's Bring Home the Bronze as the US Women's Speed Skating Team Donned Their V-Powe
Disappointment be damned as the U.S. women's speed skating team donned their gay apparel, via their private parts ... to narrowly skate...


The LRN is Hitting the Airwaves ... and You Thought I Was Resting.
The LRN (La République Nationale) is branching out with a weekly "Live, yes "Live!" radio hour. Informative and educational segments with...


Figuring Out the Width of a Circle Whilst Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
"He's dead." "Who's dead?" "Bowie ... David Bowie is dead." Time stopped for a moment while I drifted into doubt, disbelief and denial....


Exposé Part XII: The Shiny Red Button
"How is this still going on for Christ's sake?!? ... Jared Kushner roared whilst entering the Kushner family penthouse, high atop 666 5th...


Here is the Answer to the Age Old Question of "Which Came First? The Chicken or the Egg?"
Neither the Chicken nor the Egg could exist without the fertilization of the Cock. So there you go, it's all about the Cock! Also,...


Kellyanne "Fish-Sticks" Conway Blows General Kelly and Shucks Away Omarosa "Long Nail
Chief of Staff, General John F. Kelly, dismissed the two-time Apprentice "Loser", Omarosa Manigault, early Wednesday morning, in the...


My Ass Is Twitching!
GBA!!! (God Bless America!) The state of affairs are pissing me off and making my ass twitch in not a good way! just sayin' ... New...


AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Buick ... The Proverbial Doctor's Car Must Find a New Moniker, Cuz Doctor's
Buick, the proverbial Doctor's car has come to a bit of a crossroad. At 109 years old, it is America's longest lasting automotive marque....































