Hey Dumb-Asses! Turn Your F*#king Phone Sideways When Taking a Video!
As a part of the human species, I have to remind folks that our eyesight is of a horizontal bias... You know, like a wide screen TV. So...
Latest Epidemic: SPORKING! Asphyxiating Gay Men Worldwide!
The American Medical Association (AMA) has recorded a dramatic spike in deaths in gay, bisexual, and other mens who have sex with mens...
Exposé Part XV: Lodestar Points the Way!
High atop 666 5th Avenue, Jared Kushner (son-in-law and council to the micro-penised village idiot) paced about the family penthouse......
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: After U.S. & N. Korea Summit and Proposed Tariffs, Audi and BMW Disguise Themse
Wtf is happening? Legacy German auto-makers are taking styling cues from the Koreans and Japanese? I can't help to notice that the...
Trump Administration and DHS Agents Imprison Pets From Immigrant Families, Sparking Rage and Protest
On Tuesday morning, the Trump administration doubled down its "Zero-Tolerance" stance on illegal migrants by removing and imprisoning all...
McDonald's Switches to Real Beef for Burgers to Replace Pink Slime ... *Not Available on Kid Men
To the dismay of the President of the United States, McDonald's Corp set out to revolutionize their staple, that is, the burger ... by...
"Mother's Day Massacre" at Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort Turns Into Immigrant Cleansi
On a warm and sunny Mother's Day morning, the once serene and prosperous community of Palm Beach (following a tweet from President Donald...
EPA Announces World Fart Day! Scott Pruitt "I Love Climate Change! Blaze Your Asses Up!"
In the last 100 some years, we've added 6.5 billion people to the planet. If 6.5 billion people farted, we'd see drastic climate change,...
Exposé Part XIV: Stormy Weather Forecasts Jared's Disposability
High atop 666 5th Avenue, the Advil bottle's depletion surmised the dumbfounded air of the Kushner penthouse. "Disposable? Are you...
Kooks & Cars ... a Bit of Numbskullary to Ease the Savage Auto, Coming Soon!
This bit was written three years ago, as Turtle and I attempted to embarked on a video rampage. We did not ramp or page. Alas, we strive...
Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me! ... That I'll Never Get to Hear Carl Kasell's Voice On My A
NPR's Score Keeper Emeritus, Carl Kasell has passed away. Magician Harry Anderson has magically disappeared. Two brilliant and funny men...
Exposé Part XIII: Eyes Wide Shite! Or "What's Up With Her Eye-lashes?"
Editor's note: I once again apologize for the Exposé series. I know that they're awful ... High atop 666 5th Avenue, Jared Kushner...
Is This Lamb? Can it Be Found on a Doorjamb? ... or is this Jesus? Either Way, It's Just Delicio
On this first day of April, the second day of Passover and on the Rising third day, I can't help but to think, What The Fuck?!? I begin...
For One to Go Forward, One Must Release the Past ... Marriage #2 is Behind Me. Onwards & Upwards
I'm happy to report that just a few minutes ago, I opened up a letter from a Magistrate of the Denver District Courts, declaring that my...
How Did Scuderia Ferrari Take Top Spot At The Australian Grand Prix? Ask the Grid Kids or Team Haas
Sebastian Vettel nabbed the Formula 1 season opener in Melbourne Australia for Scuderia Ferrari, leaving Lewis Hamilton wondering what...
