Happy Mother's Day, Shit My Mother Says ... the Back-Story/Black-Story
Formally addressed as Dr. Nevenka T. Kevich M.D. Casually known as Nena. I call her mom or mama or throughout the years, several other...
Joe Biden Drops Out of Race. Nominates Andrew Cuomo for President, Kamala Harris Picked for VP!
Wouldn't that be nice? Just sayin'. All content on this web site, such as text, graphics, logos, images, offensive butt wiping materials...
Shit My Mother Says ... "Meatloaf"
In today's edition: Meatloaf "Hey mom, are you ready for dinner?" "Yes ilia, I'm hungry." "I just pulled it out of the oven. It's...
Ha! That Means Something Totally Different in Gay
Welcome to the new LRNtoday series "That means something totally different in gay". The answer is Fist Fucking. FF = Fist Fucking All...
Shit My Mother Says ... "Flat Earth"
In today's edition: the Flat Earth "Mama! Do you know about the Flat Earthers?" "What?" "Do you know about the flat earth people?" "Ilia,...
Shit My Mother Says ... "Tuna Salad"
In today's edition: Tuna Salad "Mama, do you like tuna salad?" "What?" "Do you like tuna, tuna salad?" "Yes of course. The only reason I...
Shit My Mother Says ... "Soap"
In today's edition: Soap "Hey mom, try that soap" "I know it's your soap" "Yeah, but its good soap. Try it" "I don't want to try it, it's...
Life Is So Strange ... Destination Unknown ... and no ... that's not Lady F*#king Gaga!
Often times, people ask me what my favorite song is, or what my top ten favorite songs are. I've had a hard time answering these...
Warmest Decade on Record, Divine Disgusted ... "You People Stink!"
2010-2019 has been confirmed as the warmest decade on record according to NASA, NOAA and the UK Met Office. 2016 remains the warmest year...
Four Years ... & My Brain Still Hurts A Lot
When you're a boy ... "Dear David It's been four years and four days since you've gone. I miss you and I am thankful to continually have...
Men Are Pussies & Women Have Balls! Isn't it Ironic, Ms. Morissette, Don't You Think?
Men are pussies and women have balls ... The biggest irony of the ages. Men are fucking pussies. We are, for the most part, cowards. It...
Merriam Webster Dictionary Retracts "They" as Their Word of the Year, Replacing it by &quo
In a stunning eleventh hour move, Merriam-Webster has retracted "They" as their non binary standard and has officially named "Y'all" as...
When Someone Pulls Their Head Out of Their Ass, Help Them Wipe Off Their Face! ... But What if They
"When someone pulls their head out of their ass, help them wipe the shit off their face." ilia Kevich 2019 Get a towel, wipe 'em off ......
Another Ferry Bites the Dust. Automotive Legend, Ferdinand Piëch Joins His Grand-Papi on the Tarmac
Many things have been said about Ferdinand (Ferry) Porsche. He is arguably the most influential automotive guru of the 20th century. Yes,...
MTV Releases Public Apology for Creating "Reality TV": "Sorry For the Mess, We're
Late Tuesday evening, Music Television (MTV) released this public apology: (read by Kurt Loder) "We at MTV, with much regret, have...
