The Bentley Boys Turn 100! Happy Birthday Bentley Motors Limited!
One hundred years ago today, two brothers: Walter Owen Bentley and Horace Millner Bentley formed one of the greatest automobile companies...
When Someone Finally Pulls Their Head Out of Their Ass, You Help Them Wipe Off Their Face! i.e.
Branislav Alexander Kevich (1935-2019) When Someone Finally Pulls Their Head Out of Their Ass, You Help Them Wipe Off Their Face (and...
League of Large Breasted Women File Class Action Lawsuit Against the Estate of Sir Isaac Newton, Fla
Late Tuesday evening, within the sacred walls of Westminster Abbey, the League of Large Breasted Women (LLBW) lead by New York socialite,...
Benevolent Dunce Discovered to Have Fucked Up Time ... "I've Been a Bad Bad Boy"
High above the "Hollywood" sign, in the affluent community of Beachwood Canyon, theoretical astro-physicist, Phillip Klapperich was...
Tim Conway 1933-2019 i.e. Comedy's Finest
Long before the age of the "Blooper's Show", Carol Burnett unprecedentedly decided to reveal the outtakes from her brilliant variety show...
Set Your Puppies Free! & I Need More Pussy! ... cats
Once upon a time, mankind decided to subdue and suppress (domesticate) one of the most majestic of beasts, the wolf. What ensued can only...
Exclusive LRNtoday Interview With God Part II, "Anal Sex, Adam's Apple, Women's Lib &am
LRNtoday is honored to present "Tea with Fry, an Interview with God, Part II". Part I may be found here. Stephen Fry (FRY) continues with...
A Tale of a Willow Tree, a Mouse & My Superiority...
I was roughly ten years old when I experienced my first taste of superiority and regret. I was next to a willow tree that I'd planted...
WooWhoo ... the LRN Has Turned 2 & Still There's ...
...and still: The Continental Congress (and White House) is still full of Nazi's and Jerks! The Supreme Court is still full of frat boy...
Exclusive LRNtoday Interview "Who is this Satan Person, Anyway*", Conducted by Stephen Fry
LRNtoday is honored to introduce veteran actor, playwright and your host, Stephen Fry, presenting "Tea with Fry". We begin this series...
LRNtoday Presents the Reading of Reginald "Wright" Kauffman's, "The House of Bond
LRNtoday, this week ... radio hour, proudly presents a weekly reading of the erotic novel, "The House of Bondage (HoB)," by Reginald...
Is There Such a Thing as Being Allergic to Sobriety? ...
Perhaps? ... just wondering. Editor'e note, I'm sick and have a fever ...that is all. All content on this web site, such as text,...
King Joffrey Wants a High Five Too, Orders State Department to Amend US Passport While Senate Finall
The Senate on Thursday delivered back-to-back rebukes of King Joffrey’s (KJ) embrace of Saudi Arabia, first voting 56-41 to end U.S....
"Everybody Gets a Star" Generation Doesn't Give a Shit About Turtles but They Do Seem
The "Age of Entitlement" has blossomed and come to starry fruition whilst accountability has been passed through the bowels of humanity....
An Ode to 41 ... Death, Once Again, Reminds Us of Civility, Levity & Hope
Former presidents, foreign dignitaries and friends (sans one), packed the Washington National Cathedral to bid farewell to the 41st...
