Uniqlo Unveils New Anti-Peanuts/Fuck-Schulz Campaign
Uniqlo today will unveil its Anti-Schulz (Charles M. Schulz, Beloved creator of the much adored Peanuts Comics of the 1950's, 60's,
A Story Of Passion, Conspiracy & World Domination ... How I love Thee, Christine Lagarde
My Dearest Christine, How I adore you so. Since we briskly and briefly strolled side by side down the corridors of Terminal C at New...
Napoleone di Buonaparte, An Italian Immigrant Takes Over Europe. Well-Hung & Funny ... He's
Napoleon Bonaparte (formally Napoleone di Buonaparte an Italian) was a French military and political leader who, as we all know, rose to...
Exposé Part II, The Set-Up: Liberal Kushs' Plot to "Wee" the Elephant Over with "
The Set-Up "How ya feel about seducing that orange blob's daughter (Ivanka Trump) son?" The senior Kushner asked son Jared..."We need an...
"James Bond" Creator Ian Fleming Rolling In His Grave, Speaks Through Psychic... "Jus
Ian Fleming, author and creator of the beloved James Bond '007" series made a surprise appearance from the beyond at a late night seance...
Exposé Part III, The Hook: Trump Has Shoot-Out "Pew-Pew" With Republicans And Clinton Cons
The Hook "Get Trump & Clinton in and we've got ourselves a ballgame!" On March 23, 2015, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tx) officially kicked off the...
Exposé: Secret Kushner Family Revenge Plot To Destroy The Republican Party From Backroom Atop "
The Players On a rainy night at the end of August 2007, on the one year anniversary of Charles Kushner's release from Federal Prison, in...
Almonds Not Milked But Brutally Pulverized To Their Deaths! Locals Stunned
California Almonds, known for their nutritiously succulent milk, aren't milked at all but in fact, brutally pulverized to death. "We all...
Kellyanne Conway Afraid Of Microwaves: "It's Just Fishy To Me That They Can't Make Fish
In an interview in her New Jersey home with the local newspaper, the Bergen Record, White House spokeswoman, Kellyanne Conway was asked...
McLaren F1 Opts To Drop Current Honda Powered Unit For 1979 Accord Coupé
McLaren and Honda have endured a stressed spell as partners amid the Japanese brand's engine woes. Reflecting on the six days of running...
Trump's New Tavern Ban...Uproar In Wisconsin
Tavern patrons in a flurry over President Trump's updated tavern ban, gathered on the lawn of House Speaker Paul Ryan's Wisconsin home,...
"Putin's Wet Dream", Documentary Foreshadows Current Events
Crap-ass documentary foreshadows current political climate with Russia.
Records Show Continental Congress Full Of Nazis & Jerks.
Foreshadowing? Perhaps...
