Exclusive LRNtoday Interview With God Part II, "Anal Sex, Adam's Apple, Women's Lib &am
LRNtoday is honored to present "Tea with Fry, an Interview with God, Part II". Part I may be found here. Stephen Fry (FRY) continues with...
A Tale of a Willow Tree, a Mouse & My Superiority...
I was roughly ten years old when I experienced my first taste of superiority and regret. I was next to a willow tree that I'd planted...
Exclusive LRNtoday Interview "Who is this Satan Person, Anyway*", Conducted by Stephen Fry
LRNtoday is honored to introduce veteran actor, playwright and your host, Stephen Fry, presenting "Tea with Fry". We begin this series...
LRNtoday Presents the Reading of Reginald "Wright" Kauffman's, "The House of Bond
LRNtoday, this week ... radio hour, proudly presents a weekly reading of the erotic novel, "The House of Bondage (HoB)," by Reginald...
King Joffrey Wants a High Five Too, Orders State Department to Amend US Passport While Senate Finall
The Senate on Thursday delivered back-to-back rebukes of King Joffrey’s (KJ) embrace of Saudi Arabia, first voting 56-41 to end U.S....
An Ode to 41 ... Death, Once Again, Reminds Us of Civility, Levity & Hope
Former presidents, foreign dignitaries and friends (sans one), packed the Washington National Cathedral to bid farewell to the 41st...
Hey Dumb-Asses! Turn Your F*#king Phone Sideways When Taking a Video!
As a part of the human species, I have to remind folks that our eyesight is of a horizontal bias... You know, like a wide screen TV. So...
Latest Epidemic: SPORKING! Asphyxiating Gay Men Worldwide!
The American Medical Association (AMA) has recorded a dramatic spike in deaths in gay, bisexual, and other mens who have sex with mens...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: After U.S. & N. Korea Summit and Proposed Tariffs, Audi and BMW Disguise Themse
Wtf is happening? Legacy German auto-makers are taking styling cues from the Koreans and Japanese? I can't help to notice that the...
Trump Administration and DHS Agents Imprison Pets From Immigrant Families, Sparking Rage and Protest
On Tuesday morning, the Trump administration doubled down its "Zero-Tolerance" stance on illegal migrants by removing and imprisoning all...
McDonald's Switches to Real Beef for Burgers to Replace Pink Slime ... *Not Available on Kid Men
To the dismay of the President of the United States, McDonald's Corp set out to revolutionize their staple, that is, the burger ... by...
"Mother's Day Massacre" at Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort Turns Into Immigrant Cleansi
On a warm and sunny Mother's Day morning, the once serene and prosperous community of Palm Beach (following a tweet from President Donald...
Exposé Part XIV: Stormy Weather Forecasts Jared's Disposability
High atop 666 5th Avenue, the Advil bottle's depletion surmised the dumbfounded air of the Kushner penthouse. "Disposable? Are you...
Kooks & Cars ... a Bit of Numbskullary to Ease the Savage Auto, Coming Soon!
This bit was written three years ago, as Turtle and I attempted to embarked on a video rampage. We did not ramp or page. Alas, we strive...
Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me! ... That I'll Never Get to Hear Carl Kasell's Voice On My A
NPR's Score Keeper Emeritus, Carl Kasell has passed away. Magician Harry Anderson has magically disappeared. Two brilliant and funny men...
