Exposé Part XIII: Eyes Wide Shite! Or "What's Up With Her Eye-lashes?"
Editor's note: I once again apologize for the Exposé series. I know that they're awful ... High atop 666 5th Avenue, Jared Kushner...
Is This Lamb? Can it Be Found on a Doorjamb? ... or is this Jesus? Either Way, It's Just Delicio
On this first day of April, the second day of Passover and on the Rising third day, I can't help but to think, What The Fuck?!? I begin...
How Did Scuderia Ferrari Take Top Spot At The Australian Grand Prix? Ask the Grid Kids or Team Haas
Sebastian Vettel nabbed the Formula 1 season opener in Melbourne Australia for Scuderia Ferrari, leaving Lewis Hamilton wondering what...
N*GG*R... F*GG*T... C*NT... Part I
Warning: Due to graphic language and sensitive material that some readers may find offensive, reader discretion is advised. Three little...
Hey Coach, Why we got sleeves? We Can't Even High Five ... let alone play ball!
The sleeved lads of Bucknell University endured a stunning defeat by the deltoid exposed Spartans of Michigan State with Miles Bridges...
The LRN Presents the Most Over Used Phrase of 2018 ... "I Appreciate You"
...and its only March! When the Fuck Did "Thank You" Get Replaced By "I Appreciate You"? "I appreciate it" implies gratitude, much as a...
Well Folks, the LRN Turns One Year Old Today and Records Continue to Show Continental Congress Full
Foreshadowing? Perhaps... I wanted to reach out and thank all my readers/followers for their support, laughs and encouragement. It's...
Lesbians Reportedly Quite Fed Up With Scissor References
Do Lesbian weddings have ribbon cutting ceremonies? All content on this web site, such as text, graphics, logos, images, offensive butt...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Volvo Has, In Fact, Not Been Eaten by a Chinese Dragon But Saab Has Been Abducted b
About eight years ago I predicted that Volvo was going to be dismantled and turned into a pseudo-limousine company after being acquired...
Is a Gay Guy Having a Venus Flytrap Ironic?
Just wondering. Comments and answers can be left on The LRN Today Tumblr page ...wooowhooo! theLRN.tumblr.com All content on this web...
The Black V's Bring Home the Bronze as the US Women's Speed Skating Team Donned Their V-Powe
Disappointment be damned as the U.S. women's speed skating team donned their gay apparel, via their private parts ... to narrowly skate...
Figuring Out the Width of a Circle Whilst Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
"He's dead." "Who's dead?" "Bowie ... David Bowie is dead." Time stopped for a moment while I drifted into doubt, disbelief and denial....
Here is the Answer to the Age Old Question of "Which Came First? The Chicken or the Egg?"
Neither the Chicken nor the Egg could exist without the fertilization of the Cock. So there you go, it's all about the Cock! Also,...
Kellyanne "Fish-Sticks" Conway Blows General Kelly and Shucks Away Omarosa "Long Nail
Chief of Staff, General John F. Kelly, dismissed the two-time Apprentice "Loser", Omarosa Manigault, early Wednesday morning, in the...
My Ass Is Twitching!
GBA!!! (God Bless America!) The state of affairs are pissing me off and making my ass twitch in not a good way! just sayin' ... New...
