AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Buick ... The Proverbial Doctor's Car Must Find a New Moniker, Cuz Doctor's
Buick, the proverbial Doctor's car has come to a bit of a crossroad. At 109 years old, it is America's longest lasting automotive marque....
UPDATED ARTICLE: Sweet "48!" Birthday Decisions...Be
Six months ago, I began to feel a tingling sensation that quickly turned into shooting pain down my right arm. As a personal trainer with...
Stephen Fry Conducts the First of a Multi-Part Exclusive LRN Interview With GOD!!!
We at La République Nationale (LRN) are honored to bring you this exclusive interview with God (GOD), presented in several parts. We...
Jordan "Double-Dick" Malloy: "One of My Dicks' is Gay and the Other One's Str
---Warning--- This article contains scenes of a crude adult content (Masturbatory bipolarisms, schizophrenic double penetrations and...
"President Trump, With All Due Respect ... Go Fuck Yourself!"
To those that are under the Stockholm spell of the village idiot, please feel free to disregard this post and with all due respect, go...
TRAVEL TIPS: How to Keep Your Feet From Falling Asleep Whilst Falling Asleep
When traveling about, whether you're in Romania, Bulgaria or Belgium, this simple tip applies... Should you slumber in your car, truck or...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Maybach 6... Mercedes Benz Creates a Stunning Sled By Way of the Golden Age of Holl
Mercedes Benz has once again proven itself to be the world's premier auto-maker with it's latest flagship, the Vision 6 Cabriolet...
No Need To Worry ... Oprah Is On The Cover of "O" This Month ... All's Well ;)
With devastating hurricanes, earthquakes and village idiots leading the United States of America, there's nothing to fear ... for Oprah...
Exposé Part IX: House Speaker Paul Ryan finds Loc-Nar Orb but Can't Seem to Find His Own, Gay As
High atop 666 Fifth Avenue, at Kushner headquarters, dumb-founded frustrations continue to stupefy the Kushners as Alec Baldwin continues...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Bandit is Rolling in His Grave in Atlanta, GA as 0-60 Times Deemed Absolutely F**ki
Auto companies proudly advertise increasingly fast 0-60 times for their models, which begs me to ask the question, Why? Seriously, for...
Darth "Dark Fingers" Vader, Charged With 894 Counts of Sexual Harassment, Empire in PR Nig
Darth Vader is making headlines yet again for reports of sexual harassment in the workplace. On the 40th anniversary of Star Wars and our...
Buster, Oh Busta, It's Time to Bust Some Chains Again!
Throughout the ages, Buster's have changed the world, as their name implied ... it's about time for another Buster (or Busta) to bust...
Sweet "48!" Birthday Decisions...Be an Alfa Romeo or
As I celebrate my 48th year, being born in the Year of the Sexual Position and the Year of the Cock, in the Chinese calendar, which my...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: The Lotus Europa ... Alas, the Lamborghini Miura Stole Your Mid-Engine Thunder Whil
During the 1950's, Lotus was most often referred to as ... "Lots of trouble, usually serious", due to some of their cars choos
Hey Hipsters! ... Stop Mucking Up Our Cocktails With Your Pine Needle & Sage Mustache Wax!
A note to all bartenders; when someone asks you for and Old Fashioned, the question you ask them is, "What kind of spirit would you like...
