Exposé Part VII, The Smoking Gun: Donald Trump Jr. Brings His Elephant Tail Chopping Off Knife To a
Donald Trump Jr., holding the cut off tail of his freshly killed elephant ... High upon 666 Fifth Avenue at Kushner headquarters,...
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: Ferrari 812 Superfast, Bids Farewell to the Naturally Aspirated Engine & Rids I
With the introduction of Ferrari's latest front engined V-12 supercar, we can happily bid farewell to the sloth inspired transom of the...
To Barbie's Dismay, The Ken's Are Gay!
Each year, tens of thousands of gay men descend upon Provincetown, Massachusetts, for their annual Fourth of July celebrations and this year
AUTOMOTIVE NEWS: R.I.P. VW GTI ... After Seven Generations, The Benchmark of Hot Hatchbacks Has Su
The year was 1976 and I was seven years old as I roamed about the showroom floors of Ernie Von Schledorn's Volkswagen dealership on Main...
People Magazine's 10 Most Hideous People In the World List Comes Out ...
Competition was quite fierce for this years list with contestants ranging from a malignant narcissist to a micro-dicked dictator, some patho
Dictator of the Democratic Republic of Congo Doesn't Realize Irony of Country's Name While B
Upon reaching the end of his constitutional two-term limit last year, President Joseph Kabila of The Democratic Republic of the Congo,...
Antarctica's Calved Larsen C Ice Shelf Breaks Off. "Floating Rights" Dispute Between A
"Is this penguin meat? Oh, it's seal ... Well, It's just delicious! Has anyone seen the caterers?" ... Jeremy Clarkson During the United...
Neo-Conservatism & Alt-Right Created & Perpetuated by Self-Loathing Faggots
William Francis Buckley Jr., was an American conservative author and commentator who founded National Review magazine in 1955. He created...
"Mother's Day Massacre" at Trump's Mar-A-Lago Resort Turns Into Immigrant Cleansi
On a warm and sunny Mother's Day morning, the once serene and tranquil community of Palm Beach, following a tweet from President Donald...
Uniqlo Unveils New Anti-Peanuts/Fuck-Schulz Campaign
Uniqlo today will unveil its Anti-Schulz (Charles M. Schulz, Beloved creator of the much adored Peanuts Comics of the 1950's, 60's,
A Story Of Passion, Conspiracy & World Domination ... How I love Thee, Christine Lagarde
My Dearest Christine, How I adore you so. Since we briskly and briefly strolled side by side down the corridors of Terminal C at New...
Napoleone di Buonaparte, An Italian Immigrant Takes Over Europe. Well-Hung & Funny ... He's
Napoleon Bonaparte (formally Napoleone di Buonaparte an Italian) was a French military and political leader who, as we all know, rose to...
Exposé Part II, The Set-Up: Liberal Kushs' Plot to "Wee" the Elephant Over with "
The Set-Up "How ya feel about seducing that orange blob's daughter (Ivanka Trump) son?" The senior Kushner asked son Jared..."We need an...
"James Bond" Creator Ian Fleming Rolling In His Grave, Speaks Through Psychic... "Jus
Ian Fleming, author and creator of the beloved James Bond '007" series made a surprise appearance from the beyond at a late night seance...
Exposé Part III, The Hook: Trump Has Shoot-Out "Pew-Pew" With Republicans And Clinton Cons
The Hook "Get Trump & Clinton in and we've got ourselves a ballgame!" On March 23, 2015, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tx) officially kicked off the...
