Exposé: Secret Kushner Family Revenge Plot To Destroy The Republican Party From Backroom Atop "
The Players On a rainy night at the end of August 2007, on the one year anniversary of Charles Kushner's release from Federal Prison, in...
Trump Pulls Healthcare Reform Bill. "Let It Explode! I'm Exploding Right Now"
In a rather Cartman-like fashion, President Donald Trump pulled out of the Healthcare game. "The best thing we can do is let Obamacare...
Supreme Court Nominee Gorsuch Frankly Confused by Funnyman Franken's Questions. "Why's
At Wednesday’s Senate Judiciary Committee hearing for Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, Senator Al Franken (D-Mn) expressed his concern...
Almonds Not Milked But Brutally Pulverized To Their Deaths! Locals Stunned
California Almonds, known for their nutritiously succulent milk, aren't milked at all but in fact, brutally pulverized to death. "We all...
Fascio-Sectarian Party Wins Dutch Election! Oops, No...Sorry, Sorry...Wrong Envelope. VVD Wins Decid
With 81% turnout, the highest in three decades, fascist populism in Europe failed its first test of 2017 when the nationalist firebrand...
Kellyanne Conway Afraid Of Microwaves: "It's Just Fishy To Me That They Can't Make Fish
In an interview in her New Jersey home with the local newspaper, the Bergen Record, White House spokeswoman, Kellyanne Conway was asked...
VP Pence Has Meeting With Russians and Recommends Adapting "Decriminalization of Domestic Viol
Upon his return from talks with Russian President Putin, Vice President Pence put forth a bill to Decriminalize Domestic Violence. Dubbed...
Irishman Tired Of News, Told To "Go Fly A Kite" & Does
Paddy O'Toole was seen stumbling down Ballyellery Lane, kicking rubbish bins over and yelling at the stray dog in the quaint town of...
Puppy Learns To Shop, Nestled In Boobs
That's it, really
McLaren F1 Opts To Drop Current Honda Powered Unit For 1979 Accord Coupé
McLaren and Honda have endured a stressed spell as partners amid the Japanese brand's engine woes. Reflecting on the six days of running...
Justice Antonin (Antonia) Scalia Not Dead! Returns On International Women's Day, Post Gender Tra
Justice Antonin, now Antonia, Scalia, has come back from her gender surgeries as a woman. "I felt it was important to fight for all women...
Trump's New Tavern Ban...Uproar In Wisconsin
Tavern patrons in a flurry over President Trump's updated tavern ban, gathered on the lawn of House Speaker Paul Ryan's Wisconsin home,...
"Putin's Wet Dream", Documentary Foreshadows Current Events
Crap-ass documentary foreshadows current political climate with Russia.
Jackass Creates Website!
Jack-ass delves into "webbery". Let the numbskullary begin!
Ben Carson Promotes Slavery As the Immigration Solution
"Give 'em a few hundred years...they'll figure it out." Dr. Ben Carson, the new Secretary of Housing and Urban Development laid out his...
