The Onion Files For Bankruptcy as The Global Association of Societal Satirists File Class-Action Law
Late Monday evening, the Onion newspaper announced that they will be filing Chapter 11 bankruptcy as the Global Association of Societal...
The LRN's Quiz Game "Name That Wheel!" Part 2
Think you know your wheels? Well let's play "Name That Wheel". Here is part 2. Extra points awarded if you know the the first year or...
The LRN's New Quiz Game "Name That Wheel!" Answers Part 1
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The LRN's New Quiz Game "Name That Wheel!" Part 1
BBS GmbH, the German wheel-maker responsible for supplying wheels for some of the most legendary carmakers on earth, filed for bankruptcy...
If Ya Didn't Feel Old Enough ... These Cars Now Qualify For Antique Plates: Sixteen Candles &
Welcome back to the series that showcases cars that now qualify as Antiques. Not sure when one qualifies as a relic but that's for...
Five Worst Places to Get Bitten by a Mosquito! 🦟 ... and I don't mean Cleveland! 🤭
Just a friendly summertime reminder whilst we crack open Corona's and fend off the village idiot (aka Trump) ... It's mosquito season! On...
If Ya Didn't Feel Old Enough ... These Cars Now Qualify For Antique Plates
As I've spent the last few months in rural Wisconsin I've noticed certain cars wearing distinctive markings. Blue license plates with red...
Carl Reiner 1922-2022 ... Fair Thee Well Jerk
Whilst viruses spread, locusts devour, and the village idiot denies, the world has endured another devastating blow ... Comedy legend...
The Game of Chess Deemed RACIST! Spirit of Pansexual "Pop" Artist Andy Warhol & Liza (
Editor's Note: This is an awful article. Don't waste your time reading it. Late Wednesday night, The Fédération Internationale des Échecs...
LRNtoday Has a New Masthead!
A few days ago I changed the masthead for LRNtoday.com. A much needed edit. LRNtoday has gone through three major changes over the years...
Chrysler Unleashes the Tommy-Guns and Takes Out the Gangsta ... also Chevy kills the Malibu.
Back in 2003, the Chrysler 300 concept was revealed at the New York Auto Show. Designed by Burke Brown, the car was to be a modern...
The WHO Allows the 2020 World Water Sports Festival to Go On! Golden Showers For All!
In the wee hours of May 29th, the World Health Organization (WHO) sent a memo to the World Water Sports Society (WWSS) ... (commonly...
Feeling Some Ennui? Cabin Fever Got You Gnawing at Your Bits or Your Cabin Mates'? Well Folks, G
Yes, the Doldrums (I'll get to the potatoes in a bit), usually referred to as the dreaded doldrums, is a state of complete calm mostly...
Shit My Mother Says ... "Corn"
In today's edition: Corn "ilia, We need a grill." "Mom, I couldn't agree more. I can't wait to have charred corn." "ilia ... that is the...
Shit My Mother Says ... "4 Door gti"
In today's edition: A new (used) car... Editor's note: The series "Shit my mother says" has come to be for I have taken on the role of my...
